I Can't See My Feet And I'm Not Pregnant

I am very self-conscious about my stomach

It sticks out over my pants

If my stomach was flat, I’m sure I’d be at least 1 size smaller

Fun Fact: I can’t see my feet and I’m not pregnant!

I have never had anyone ask me “So, Jeannie, when are you due?”

But

I once asked someone that was not pregnant

When she was due

And

OMG! It was awful

She said to me “Oh, I’m not pregnant. I had my baby 13 years ago.

I just never lost the weight!”

To this day

I never ask anyone if they are pregnant

Even if they have that t-shirt on

You know the one I mean

We've all seen it

The one with the big arrow

Pointing down to the stomach that says “BABY”

I won’t do it

My name is Jean Ferrante

I can’t see my feet and I’m not pregnant